- I don't have to buy the cheapest beer or bottle of booze in the aisle anymore.
- I can still eat Kraft Dinner (mac and cheese for you non-Canadians), but it's now a choice, not a necessity.
- My kids are getting old enough to do things around the house and yard I hate doing.
- My kids are still young enough that "Because I said is so" is a perfectly acceptable answer (most of the time).
- On the continuum of starting and ending life wearing diapers, I'm the farthest from either end that I'll ever be.
- It's OK if I don't have my ID when I go out for drinks.
- If I do get asked for ID, it's a story to share with friends for months.
- I'm still way to young to even consider the senior's discount.
- I'm old enough to remember the good 'ol days.
- I'm young enough to not refer to the past as the good 'ol days.
- I don't have to worry about memory problems yet.
- I know what a rotary phone is so I appreciate my iPhone way more.
- I appreciate my laptop isn't the size of a suitcase.
- I don't have to worry about memory problems yet.
- I've seen and experienced enough pain in life to know I've got it good.
- I've seen and experienced enough joy and happiness in life to know I'm blessed.
- I'm young enough it's still OK if neighbourhood kids walk on my lawn.
- I'm old enough that if I do tell kids to get off my lawn, they don't think it's too weird.
- Grey is the new black (or brown, or red, or blonde) when it comes to hair.
- I know "rad" is still the best word to describe something that's cool.
- I have skillz to use a record player, an 8-track player, cassette player, CD player, iPod and Songza.
- I remember when "crossover" vehicles where called station wagons, and we got to ride/play in the back of a wood-panelled one.
- I have experienced an arcade, Atari, Intellivision, Coleco, many iterations of Playstation, Wii and online games.
- I've been around long enough to not over-react when Netflix takes more than eight seconds to load a movie because I appreciate I don't have to drive to a store to rent a movie.
- I'm thankful I no longer have to "be kind and rewind" after watching a movie.
- My mini-van full of kids and a beautiful wife beats a convertible roadster mid-life crisis vehicle—hands down.
- I remember the feeling of the wind going through my hair while riding my bike, but I realize the move to helmets is pretty darn smart.
- I still have lots of hair for the wind to blow through if it weren't under a bike helmet.
- It's still my choice if the kids beat me playing any sport.
- If I reflect on what I've done in my life, taking a peak at the kids sleeping is the only answer I need to bring a smile to my face.
- I can get down on the floor to play with the kids and still get up without throwing something out of alignment, spraining, straining or cracking something, or making a loud grunting-groaning noise.
- Over the years, I've amassed a collection of tools large enough that I no longer have to run to the hardware store for every project. Hmm, now that I write that, I need to think of more
excusesreasons to get more tools. - I get to go to cartoon movies without creeping out parents—as long as I go with my kids.
- I appreciate how much better a 50" plasma HDTV is than a 12" black-and-white TV with rabbit ears and a dial to change the channel.
- Moving back to my mom's every summer to save money for university is a distant memory. Score one for independence!
- I am in the top 0.21% of the world's richest people according to the Global Rich List. Wow! That's eye-opening.
- I've been driving my own car for longer than I wasn't able to drive (legally). Score another one for independence!
- I get to pick where we go for summer vacations and road trips. Walley World in 2014! Holiday ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oad. Holiday ro-o-o-o-o-o-oad.
- I still have the stamina to tie-one-on for a big celebration—like, say a 40th birthday party—and be able to get up early when one of my little human alarm clocks wakes the whole household.
- After 40 years of messing up, Jesus still loves and forgives me.
Thoughts from an ordinary guy trying to follow the example of a Joe who followed God well enough to be entrusted with the care of the Son and His mother.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
40 reasons turning 40 is a sweet deal
Technically it's middle-age, and that term comes with baggage. But I consider turning 40 to be the sweetspot of life. So, in no particular order, here are 40 reasons I'm celebrating my 40th this week (and a hint on what I'm celebrating with).
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40!!!! So happy to be with you as you enter the next decade! Happy Birthday!!
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